Taoism: "Shit Happens."

Confucianism: "Confucius say, "Shit Happens.""

Buddhism: "If shit happens, it is not really shit."

Hinduism: "This shit happened before."

Islam: "If this shit happens, it is the will of Allah."

Protestantism: "Let shit happen to someone else."

Catholicism: "If shit happens, you deserved it."

Judaism: "Why does shit always happen to us?"

Atheist: "I don't believe this shit."

Satanist: "Shit happening fascinates me."

Jehovah's Witness:
"Knock, Knock! Let us in and we'll tell you why shit happens.", "There is only a limited amount of good shit.", "No shit happens until Armageddon."

Seventh Day Adventist: "Don't shit on Saturday."

Mormonism: "This shit is going to happen again."

Capitalism:"Shit happens, and it'll cost you!"

Communism:"Shit doesn't happen unless we say so. It's everybody's shit."

Computerism: "Why won't this shit work?"

Creationism/Intelligent Design: "And the Lord said "Let there be Shit" and there came piles of it."

Materialism:"Whoever dies with the most shit wins."

Yuppie:"It's my shit! All mine! Isn't it beautiful?"

Mathematics:
"Necessary and sufficient conditions for shit to occur are:

1) Shit must exist and be continuous in a domain D

2) No shit must exceed ^SHIT^ on the boundary of D"

Green Peace:"Save this shit!"

Pessimism:"Shit happens forever."

Optimism: "Let's look at the bright side of this shit"

Idealism:"I can handle this shit."

Hippyism:"If shit happens, make peace with it."

Rastafarian:"Let's roll that shit up and smoke it."

I'm one stop
From a breakdown
Two steps from
Being safe
Just try to
See this through
I'm three steps
From this nightmare
And four steps
From the door
The rest is
Up to you

I'm one step
From forgiveness
And two steps
From my grave
We're all just
Passing through
Three steps
From redemption
Four from the
Devil's door
On a path
That leads to you

Pardon me, Staind


So crawl inside
My head with me
And I'll show you how it feels to be
Fucked up like me
I'll show you how it feels to be
To blame like me
Ashamed like me


She sits alone again and tries her best not to pretend that all she used to live
for was the love that wasn't there
And every time she needs to do the things that she believes will fill the void
inside of her cuz he was never there